1. OMG! Is this really Jude Law's LJ?

Obviously not.

2. Why is Eugene such a dick?

He just kinda is.

3. Wait, is his name Eugene or Jerome?

Yes.

4. Why are you doing this?

Because I got tired of typing up standard disclaimers. You know the type. I am not really Jerome Eugene Morrow or Jude Law, I don't own either of them or the movie Gattaca, or basically anything worth anything ever, and I am just doing this for fun, please don't sue etc.

Well, damn. Looks like you got me that time.